This is a hosted group retreat — one set of dates, one group, and I'm on the trip with you. Want this itinerary privately for your own crew instead? I build custom versions too.
Koh Samui is what happens when a tropical island grows up without losing its soul — beachfront villas at prices that make the Caribbean blush, food that ruins you for takeout forever, and water so clear it looks retouched. It isn't. This retreat leans into the island's quiet luxury and skips the party-strip clichés.
The Highlights
Beachfront Villa Base
Wake up steps from the sand in a private villa with a pool — the kind of accommodation photos undersell for once.
Ang Thong Marine Park
A private longtail boat day through 42 emerald islands — kayaking, snorkeling, and the viewpoint that ends up as everyone's phone background.
Thai Cooking Experience
A hands-on class with a local chef, from market run to table. You leave with recipes, not just photos.
Night Markets & Spa Day
Fisherman's Village market night plus a proper Thai massage day — because a retreat should send you home better than it found you.
The Receipt — Before You Ask
✓ Included
- Personally hosted — Tiana is on this trip with you
- 7 nights beachfront villa accommodation
- Airport transfers (arrival & departure)
- Private longtail boat charter to Ang Thong
- Thai cooking class with local chef
- Welcome box on arrival
- Trip support before, during & after travel
✗ Not Included
- International airfare
- Travel insurance (required for all guests)
- Meals outside listed experiences
- Anything not listed above — if it's not on this page, it's not in the price
Pricing, told straight: Full itemized pricing — every room tier, every cost, down to the line — is shared in your quote after a complimentary consult. No "from $999" games, no fine print. What you're quoted is what you pay.
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